Johnny Depp is a hotter pirate than Orlando Bloom!

Lindsay loves freebies!

61% of US Weekly readers would not date a magician!

Mischa Barton got a Segway lesson from designer Roberto Cavalli on May 20th!

Jessica Biel used an ATM in London!

Jessica Alba’s bikini body is 70% hotter than Drew Barrymore’s!

Janet Jackson loves fresh fruit!

Kelly Slater’s six-pack is 20% sexier than Jake Gyllenhaal’s!

Jess may be stealing Vanessa’s style by wearing Cleavage Baring Tops!

President Bush recently approved a secret order authorizing the CIA to use covert methods to harass Iran’s theocratic regime!

Julia Stiles loves iced coffee!

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