Potential Nicknames for the Star Player On My Son’s Soccer Team

Manuelo the Magnificent

El Pompadour

The Puerto Rican Pele

Jackass Ball Hog

The Apparent One-Man Show

Mr. What Kind of 5 Year-Old Has Facial Hair?

The Ringer Suspected of Juicin’ In His Mommy’s SUV Before the Game

Seriously, the Boy Has Pubes

Le Stealer of Le Fucking Ball From His Own Le Fucking Teammates

The Boy Who’d Better Stop Pissing Off the Snack Mom

Jesus, Will You Pass It Already?

The Kid Whose Ass Will Be Kicked By My Kid Come T-Ball Season

1 comment on this post.
  1. noreply@blogger.com (Not-So-Naughty Voyeur):

    Ahhahahha! OMIGOD, are our kids on the same team?!?!? AHAHAH!

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