What the Citibank Customer Service Representative Heard In the Background When I Called to Check On My Account:
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
Mommy, I pooped!
Did you hear me, mommy? I poooooped!
Hey, it’s green!
I’m flushing now! Bye, green poop! I love you!
Where are you, mommy? Mommy! I need my bottom wiped!
Mommommymommymom!!
Never mind, mommy, I just used my shirt. Was that a good idea? Hey, who are you talking to in the closet?
Wendi Aarons
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